In case you missed it or can't remember how it went, here's the American Idol recap complete with insults that could've been extracted from their message board.

If you have a big dog & fear they will get bloat don't raise their food bowl, this may be contrary to what we've heard before but the facts speak for themselves...
Epidemiology

Bedtime...
I'll finish collecting these in the morning...
Dingbats

Amazing bubble wands...
Handcrafted bubble blowers

this is the little creep that keeps pirating my browser, is this happening to anyone else? it's never happened to me before today, I go to a page and instead of a popup I'm redirected to this...
Introducing the Going Platinum Community

I pledge allegiance to the cross
of the United States of Jesus Christ
and to the polticians who tell me what to believe
one theocracy, under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all Judeo-Christians.

~XD found among hundreds at Fark

My first update with the new upgrade. in a week I'll have learned how to use some of the nifty new features too...
what's next?

oh yeah! gonna be checking this out. I hope it's as good as the name implies! Retail-Sucks

Hurray!!!
this awesome little digcam will soon be mine!
auction has ended - Olympus D-40 4.0 Megapixel Deluxe Package
How scared am I about spending nearly $600 on something off Ebay?
...just a little.
But hey, my life as a photographer is about to take on a whole new dimension, just like having a polaroid did when I was 10...
only better. Plus, it's a tax deduction!!!
in the meantime I've downloaded my upgrade for Fusion 7 to entertain my busy little mind.

This just might be it...
the digital camera of my dreams at a price I can almost afford, plus all the goodies I'll want for it later already included. I've been reading the reviews on ZDnet and this is one of two in my [credit card's] price range that will suit my needs for resolution, ease of use & low light settings.

Olympus C-3040 80mb NIMH & 5YR Warranty
Or, maybe this one...
Olympus D-40 4.0 Megapixel Deluxe package
it's a full 4 pixels and will fit in a pocket!!!

This girl's got some nice artwork...
Audrey's Rat Farm

In all my years online
(that'd be a whopping 3 & a half now)
I've never spent [much] time in chatrooms or message boards. The only reason I've been poking around this one is that one of the contestants has generated some "sock talk" with her unusual attire (I've gotta get my 2 cents in whenever possible about where to buy socks you know)...
Anyway, this guy has some funny postings...
"oh for the love of crack babies"
had me LOL XD <~~~that's my fav new text emoticon)
...or, maybe I'm just tired